Real Australian Man (serves 1)

Recipe to make a real man
First you take a sturdy dunny pan
Fill it to the top with some bull shit
Cram as much as you think you can fit
Put aside to moulder for a while
Mix the crap with some invective bile
Seal the mind and close it really tight
Leave the eyes but cut out all insight
Shape the phallus small so he wants more
Leave to rise till he feels insecure
Dash of hate for women he will fuck
Stuff his foetid cracks with porn and muck
Sexist racist homophobic view
G’day mate I feel so sad for you


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